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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Yes, But Is He Funny?

With all my recent success, I know you've been asking yourself something. "Yes he can write withering critiques of his fellow bloggers, but can he be funny?" At long last I have real proof of funnyness. I, Paul H (notice the trendy new moniker and snazzy clothes), have won, I say WON a humor contest. An up and coming (just like myself) soft drink company, The Switch, has awarded me an IPhone for entering the funniest, I repeat FUNNIEST, entry of their contest. I know you are saying, "Gee, I wish I could be funny like Paul H.", but don't try it. Funny should be left to certified humor professionals like myself and the anonymous funny man over at Tobacco Ave.



Look for my face to be plastered all over The Switch's website soon. I am working on other endorsement deals at non funny companies in need of a punchline, but I promise not to let it interfere with my duties in my web empire.

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8 comments:

Vickee said...

Gee Paul, can I call you that? I like you so much better with your new clothes and haircut. You are somehow sexier and funnier. Where did you get those bedroom eyes?

Wink, wink. Visit my website! I have some naughty pics for you.

Vickee the Vixen

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Paul H said...

Certified Humor Professionals no longer need anonymous comments from the peanut gallery.

Future commentators should recognize that I am certifiable and have the IPhone to prove it.

Jason Kenney said...

Dude, a free iPhone? Rock! Congrats.

Svetlana said...

Hi Pool,

I am Russian skool teachr seeking love in Ameerika. You are soo cute and handsome and I thhink you would like me to. I luv leetle childrens and want to have babies of my own and bring them up in U.S.A freedom. Click on me to seek my profile.

You are too funny, I think.

Jason Kenney said...

Dude, AND a chance at love with a Russian spambot?!!! The rockin' just keeps going...

Bookstore Piet said...

I think we should all note Paul's statement about himself...

'commentators should recognize that I am certifiable'...

;)

Paul H said...

"and I have a phone to prove it."

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